Go ahead. Get the giggles out of your system. I'll wait. Are you finished yet? Okay, I'll proceed...
Monkey Butt may sound like a joke but for anyone that suffers from it, it's anything but funny. For those unfamiliar with the term, Monkey Butt refers to the soreness, itching and redness that occurs as a result of friction and sweat. If you have an occupation or participate in an activity that requires sitting for long periods of time, you'll know what I'm talking about. I worked as a secretary for many years while I was attending college and I will admit there was some uncomfortable rear-end chafing going on at times.
Now there's a product on the market that not only combats Monkey Butt but prevents it. Just sprinkle in your cracks and crevices and you're ready to ride. So to speak.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!Anti Monkey Butt Powder was created by a team of experienced riders - from motorcycles, snowmobiles, 4-wheelers and bikes to truck drivers, heavy equipment operators and horseback riders. No one better to develop a product than the very audience who would use it.
I was sent a 6 oz. bottle of Anti Monkey Butt Powder to review. At first, I wasn't sure how I would use it, as I'm not very athletic or stationary these days chasing after a toddler. But I did notice I sometimes have redness and irritation from my bra bands. So, after showering, I sprinkled some on my skin around my bra line. Sure enough, I've had no more itchy redness since using this product. I've also rubbed some on my legs and bikini line after shaving, where I tend to get dreaded razor bumps. It relieved the redness and irritation almost immediately. The smell was also rather pleasant, with a fresh, clean scent. Next, and just in time for winter, I plan to put some in my boots to counteract my amazingly sweaty (okay, stinky) feet.
What I love most about this product is that it is incredibly functional. People who work outdoors in heat and humidity, people who exercise frequently or people who wear thick uniforms like firefighters, police officers or military could benefit, as could the disabled or bedridden. Even ladies who prefer thongs could use this product to protect their, ahem, intimate areas.
Bottom line: Despite the humorous name, I would recommend giving Anti Monkey Butt Powder a try, particularly if you are prone to Monkey Butt.
BUY IT: You can find Anti Monkey Butt Powder in Rite-Aid Pharmacies, Wal-Mart, Ace Hardware and True Value, as well as online directly from their website. There is now a new ladies formula in a pink bottle made specifically for womens' needs! (ARV $5.95)
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Disclaimer: As I mentioned above, I was sent a bottle of Anti Monkey Butt Powder from Laura at Robin Leedy & Associates to facilitate my candid review. I was in no other way compensated for this post.
22 comments:
That was an informative review. I have seen this before and never really quite knew what its purpose was for. I would use this after shaving to prevent razor bumps and to relive the irritation. msmith572@yahoo.com
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I know my husband could use it for areas of chafing.
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DH is a firefighter so I'd give it to him
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I would give it to my husband who is a heavy equipment operator. He is in desperate need of this.
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Hmm! How would I use this? I'd gently donate it to my hubby who has some chafing thighs.
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I'd use it on my feet to keep them dry. Thanks.
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I would use it in my areas that tend to chafe.
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